Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Math Lab

NO secret. I struggle with math, no matter how much I study or do problems I always struggle with this subject.

Enter Math Lab.

I haven't been to this place before but as I discovered tonight, cute boys will assist you in figuring numbers.
Enter Ben ( I called him Gentle Ben or GB for short.)

GB, strolled over to my table after my pride was defeated and I placed the flag in the holder alerting staff that the table for 990 needs help... stat. GB comes over and sucks me in almost immediately with his brown eyes, which is odd, I usually go for blue. This guy is totally my type, thick, hairy, nerdy, smart. I start to flirt and realize (of course) he doesn't have good social skills, so I change my flirting a bit by whispering "I dream of math" (no joke, in my dream I was stuck on a problem doing it over and over on a white board) he gives me a cute smirk and then it's on!

I am no longer paying attention to what he is saying, just thinking of first date ideas. I find myself giggling and calling him over for no reason at all. He is a little greasy and crusty but he'll do, I really turn up the flirting. Then my brain literally turns to mush, maybe he thinks I'm cute, maybe he's into dumb girls. If he is I got it in the bag! Because that is how I was acting.

I will so be there next week.

2 comments:

  1. LOL! You are so awesome. I wish I was there to go to the math lab with you! I want to know how things go with Gentle Ben.

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  2. Laura, I love you and I miss you! You are hilarious and I love your way of telling stories; wish I had that gift. I'll look forward to hearing more about GB.

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