Why aren't there any hot lunch ladies? They are always homely, lanky, and scowling. What has happened to those poor women to make them that way?
I hate making comments in my Geology class, I feel stupid. Even more stupid than the kid who makes lame comments about how he went down the water slide naked in high school and then a bunch of girls wanted to date him.
However in my English class I have been deemed the "smart kid" I have a couple of people who always sit by me and ask me questions about the homework, one even added me on facebook for a more constant flow of advice. I don't know how to feel about this, and now I have work extra hard so that I know what I am doing. I don't want to lose my new status.
I wish my sewing machine bled, then I could actually feel bad when I rip the thread out of the bobbin and throw it against the wall.
The most fun at work lately is making fun of Gordon's accent. He is from Scotland, really hates being teased and gets grumpy. It makes my day when this happens. Don't feel bad for him though he dishes it out to me as well.
If you have never heard the song by Pink Floyd "Bike" you should download it now and feel as crazy as I do when I hear it. Totally worth a buck. In the song he has a pet mouse too.
I have eaten the same soup for 3 days. For lunch and dinner, today I mixed it up a bit by having a banana and peanut butter. Now I'm all sorts of gassy, grrrreat!
I wrote a 5 page paper about global warming today, I am convinced we are all going to die. Thank you Al Gore for stressing me out EVEN more than I already was.
I tried to call in sick to work, then got guilt tripped into coming in anyway. Today has sucked because I got to work through migraine and cramps simutaneously.
I must have listened to "here comes your man" by the Pixies at least 6 times in the last 30 minutes.
I am consistently 20 minutes late to work on a daily basis. I cannot wake up because I can't fall asleep.
The mountains look like the multicolored dry cat food my mom used to buy for the coven of cats we have.
My ankles are swollen, I now have cankles. Congratulate me later please.
I went to buy new garments yesterday and the lady sized me 6 sizes larger than I usually wear. I know I have not gained a hundred pounds so I freaked out in the distribution center, bought a size smaller than I usually wear to prove a point, they are a little small. The word pride is going through my mind a lot lately. This word is currently worth 25$
I think I'm going to move to Australia.
I feel as though I may be comma happy, I add them all the time, perhaps unnecessarily.
I have 3 bug bites on my knee, I itched them too much now they bleed. If I take a tissue and blot the blood it looks like a ghost face. :o kinda like that.
When you are walking down a street or hallway by yourself, there is no one else around. Is it really to much to look up and smile at the person headed towards you? Or are you that deep in thought you cannot acknowledge another human being.
Make that 7 times for the pixie song.
OK enough of my rants. I should be posting a cool blog tomorrow with lots of pretty pictures taken in the canyon mostly by Andrew he was the one with my camera, as we were driving he would just hang out the window and shoot.I thought I would have to get rid of a ton but most of them came out unintentionally artsy .
wow! that's alot to take in! i think i'd like to get more into pink floyd myself... i love 'comfortably numb.' it's my fave. dang documentaries... i also have a problem with them. after you watch them, you always want to side with the side the documentary maker is on. but i've learned there are ALWAYS two (most times there are more) sides of an issue, no questions asked (i actually learned this fact in my math class - i wrote two opposing side papers where i couldn't pick a side or enter opinions into it, just write information to support each side. i picked gun control and global warming and i learned a ton about trying to come up with your own conclusion rather than being bullied into one side. but i hoped you learned alot about global warming anyhow... what did you have to write about in your paper? i think i'd like to move to australia with you... it is my new favorite country, mostly because of all the beautiful lads it spawns, and i didn't see nearly enough of it while i was there. gosh, australian men are gorgeous! with gorgeous accents! have you SEEN simon baker?! come on! actually, i'm one of those horrible people that don't always look up at people and smile when i pass by, especially if i'm passing high school guys. i guess i'm shy and i just feel weird sometimes making eye contact... or it's a confidence issue.
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